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Holy Crap in a Bucket... (AKA the Weekend of Win)

Sun Nov 1, 2009, 5:12 AM
I am truly beyond shock.

This has been one of the exuberjoyfullest weekends of my life, for 2 major points.
First, I am currently in Burlington vermont for Bakuretsu con. Met up with my New Hampshire buddies and internet stalkees, played improv games, belted showtunes in the Cat's Eye Cafe, taken several trips to the "rape corner", molesting fail Roxas, and I'm going to participate in the anime dating game this afternoon as Xion. This has truly been a fun time for me, and I hate to see it end today. If you wanna see our con pictures, my buddy :iconmagicdonut: has been and is uploading them.

Second, I think I pretty much beat fate in :iconkitsune2022:'s Lost Hours. I actually won a round fighting against another competitor. I was rather certain my incredible opponent :iconnarlax: was gonna beat me, and in all honestly I really wanted to see Asari and Allen team up. But I survived to the next round, and I can't wait to weave more stories. Hopefujlly I can make it up to the quartet I beat up ><
I love you guyyyyyys...

And you, random reader, go read his entry, the one that probabaly should have won = DDD


Now, to practice for the dating game, I'm gonna try and win the heart of the Witch from Left 4 Dead when my character doesn't have one of her own. Wish me luck everyone! Bai bai! *whistles showtunes*

  • Mood: Euphoric
  • Listening to: "Bright Side of Life" from Monty Python'
  • Reading: Alice in Wonderland
  • Watching: Anime
  • Playing: Anime Dating Game
  • Eating: Sugary Chocolate and Sweets
  • Drinking: Bolld

The Tag-tastic Entry!

Fri Sep 4, 2009, 7:19 AM
I'm waiting at a Rec center for a couple hours before work, and this is what you get. 3 Klepto-ed tags, but they'll come later.

First, real news!

Number 1! I got into :iconkitsune2022:'s Lost Hours with Asari! *confetti*
This tournament's a bit unlike other OCTs, and I'm likely gonna abuse the system to keep Asari in past round 1... ><
But my opponent is ~Narlax, and his characters Allen, Tally, and Pan. Well, Pan is just sorta borrowed, but whatever. I've got a plot down and I'm writing right now, can't wait to see what he'll submit, and how this entire experience will turn out!
Also, Asari's buddies Mire and Krea are involved. So the trio is bound to meet up at least once again! = DDDD

Number 2! Once again, congrats to my good buddy ~CrawlerKat for winning :iconnostalgiatournament:!
And a note for everyone else, last night and tonight, I was/am going to plot-plan with ~CrawlerKat and ~Mishka-chan about the fates of all of our characters, which will be made into SEs. Trust me, with what we got accomplished last night, these are definitely entries to look forward to.That and the final Nostalgia epilogue our dear judges are whipping up for us! :iconimhappyplz:

Number 3! :iconfinalsolutionoct: ...
Yeah, I wasn't neglecting that at all...
Well, there's gonna be a character design contest there soon, since I've got artist's block with Geheim's design. So if you wanna try your hand at designing the tournament's Master-of-Ceremonies, get cracking guys! You never know when I'll schedule the due date!

Noooow the tags, which are the result of getting bored with everything else I was doing at the time.

First was stolen from ~MagikSalem

1)First list all your OC’s by first name so we can see your list of all your wonderful OCs.

Asari
Rosutoko
Phoebe
Midas the Snake
Sleep
Tech Guy
RumpleKILL!skin
Daesgesage
Bricriu


2) Who is your favorite OC?
Aww man, do I have to pick? D=
I guess I can relate to Asari and Rosu most… >.>

3) Who is your least favorite?
Well, RumpleKILL!skin can be a bit of a jerk…

4) Who is your most developed?
Asari, Sleep, and Daesgesage (they’re the main heroines of their stories in their own ways)

5) Which OC would you want to date if they magically came to life?
Being that the Tech Guy and Bricriu are the only males (not counting RumpleKILL!skin the garden gnome and Midas the snake) and Bricriu is very insane, I’d have to go with the Tech Guy.

6) How many girl OCs do you have? Boy OCs? It OCs?
5 girls, 2 human boys, 1 animal boy, one garden gnome

7) If you were stuck in a burning building what do you think the third OC on your list would do?
Laugh.

8) Name one thing you regret about one of your OCs.
That I didn’t get to introduce most of them, since villain Idol has yet to accept auditions (Sleep, Tech Guy, RumpleKILL!skin) and IRL was cancelled (Daesgesage, Bricriu)

9) Which of your OCs do you think would make the best father/mother/it parent out of all your OCs and why?
Asari is definitely the most motherly out of all my characters, and for the guys, Tech guy would probably make the best father.
Rosu’s a bit angsty and angry to really raise a kid too well.
Sleep, Daes and Bricriu are all pretty insane
Phoebe is very much a sadist
Maybe Midas would be a good father to baby snakes…
And garden gnomes cannot mate.

10) Which of your OCs do you think will most likely be put in jail?
Sleep (Villian)
Phoebe (SPOILER ALERT! She gets sent to Juvie in 9th grade)
Tech Guy (association to Sleep, into which he was forced. He’ll get out in a few days, though, he’s innocent)
Daes and Bricriu would get a one-way ticket back to the asylum if they were ever to commit a crime

11) Your OCs were put into the future! What will their jobs be?

Asari – Probabaly a Teacher, she’d love it if she could teach all sorts of races of children too.
Rosutoko – Kendo instructor (or something like that)
Phoebe – Bounty Hunter
Midas the Snake – Bounty Hunter’s animal buddy
Sleep – Villian (she already is one)
Tech Guy – Villian (forced by Sleep)
RumpleKILL!skin – Satanic Garden Gnome (used to decorate for Halloween!)
Daesgesage – If sane, Novelist
Bricriu – Back in the asylum. There’s no healing this guy’s brain


12) Name the first OC's catchphrase!
“Soooo Nyappy!”

13) Do all your OCs live together or are they separated?
They’ve got what I call “Cliques”
Asari and Rosu are definitely together, rebuilding Seiromem
Phoebe and Midas are chilling wherever they are
Sleep’s got Tech Guy and RumpleKILL!skin in her Secret Lair
And Daesgesage is sorta stuck with Bricriu


14) Are there any pairings that are in your OC list?

SleepxTech Guy
And Asari has a potential crack pairing with a certain someone who isn’t on the list, but that’s it.

15) Your last OC just became a fifteen year old. What do they do?
Normal day for him, he can’t tell the difference between a birthday and any other day. He’ll annoy Daes, turn stuff into metal, and make no sense to anyone but himself.
(you guys never met Bricriu, but he can turn anything into metal by licking it. Gross, iknorite?)

16) Would your second OC prefer the beach or the mountains?
Well, she likes beaches a bit better, reminds her of her last innocent days.

17) Which OCs hate each other?
At first, Tech Guy hates both Sleep and RumpleKILL!skin. Eventually, It’s RumpleKILL!skin who will do the hating.
Daesgesage hates Bricriu
And Phoebe hates everyone. Yes, even Asari a bit. (well, everyone but Midas)

18) Which OC did you create first? And last?
Asari was first, she was made before her “little friend” even had a name.
And Midas was last.Just thought him up a couple days ago.

19) And if those two were fighting, who would win?
Well, Midas doesn’t have poison, and Asari loves all living things too much to hurt little animals, so I’d say “draw”.

20) Are your OCs fat or skinny?
Bricriu is chubby, and by nature, so is RumpleKILL!skin, but the rest are on the slim side.

21) What are your first 2 OC's favorite foods?
Asari and Rosu both love most anything Japanese and sweet, even though Rosu likes bitter stuff a bit better.
Main foods loved by both: Pocky, Chocolate, Sea Salt Ice Cream Waffles

22) Tag some bitches!
You’re reading this? Heh heh heh, that means you get to do this too >XD


Now one I kleptoed from ~xxxLalo, even thouygh she kleptoed this as well.

Rules
1. Fill up the blanks with your OCs, or favorite characters; Put their names by the numbers, too.
2. Answer the questions, or try to.
3. TAG 3 people.

Not revealing my SDL character yet, so I stole Lalo’s idea and took someone else’s character too.

1. Bricriu
2. Midas
3. ~CrawlerKat’s Kai
4. Rosutoko
5. Sleep
6. Asari
7. Tech Guy
8. Daesgesage
9. Phoebe
10. RumpleKILL!skin


1. What if 7(Tech Guy) and 4(Rosutoko) kissed?
Wow…
That would make awkward sense…
Only if the Tech Guy was ready to date a ~Nyao~mao~mao-ing Pikachu-wannabe…

2.Where would 2(Midas) bury a treasure?
In his cage, maybe in the miniature hollowed-out log.

3. 6(Asari) and 10(RumpleKILL!skin) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?
Umm, the unmoving Garden Gnome, no doubt in my mind.

4. 1(Bricriu) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5(Sleep). Do they help 1?
Nah, the kidnapper will drop Bricriu on Sleep’s doorstep with 1,000 dollars in a couple days, tops. That kid is a handful!

5. Who is stronger? 6(Asari) or 8(Daesgesage)?
Daesgesage, physically. Asari, mentally.

But Daes can kick Asari’s ass Dx

6. Who is 3(Kai)'s secret love?
Axl is his Not-so-Secret love.
But if you like the Nostalgian AkuRoku, He secretly loves Asari.

7. Can 8(Daesgesage) juggle?
Do you wanna see her try? >.>

8. 1(Bricriu) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?
A)He doesn’t watch movies
2)He’d probably destroy them by accident

9. What is 5(Sleep)'s biggest fear?
Failure, most likely

10. A Meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7(Tech Guy), 2(Midas), and 10(RumpleKILL!skin) stop it?
O.O
You’re trusting the world with a snake, an evil garden gnome, and a geek squad master?

Maybe, if Tech guy was given enough time to create something that’ll destroy the meteor. But Midas and RumpleKILL!skin would be of no assistance.

11. Is 9(Phoebe) single?
:iconimhappyplz:
Boooooyyyyyyyyyzz…

13. Does 1(Bricriu) wish this TAG was over?.
He’s not even here anymore, him and his ADD…

14. 8(Daesgesage) and 7(Tech Guy) are dancing to the waltz. 2(Midas) comes in and sees them dancing. 2(Midas)'s reaction?
He’ll find humor in slithering around their legs and tripping the two. Daesgesage will likely blame it on Techie’s clumsinessm, he’ll accidentally remind her of her past, and she’ll go all Everlong-insane-desstructo-mode on his ass.

Thanks, Midas!

15. 9(Phoebe) and 5(Sleep) go to the movies. What movie do they see?
300. They’ll see 300.

Or anything made by Quentin Tarantino.

16. You are attacked by 1(Bricriu), 3(Kai), and 10(RumpleKILL!skin). Can you survive?
First, the crazy ADD kid who can turn things into metal by licking them. Second, the human and female-hating demon with kick-ass darkness powers. Third, a possessed satanic lawn gnome.
I think even Chuck Norris would have a hard time against these three.

17. What is 4(Rosutoko)'s favourite colour?
Yellow.
Like Pikachu!

18.Can 7(Tech Guy) sing?
Not heavy-Metal German… (tryout spoiler here! ><;)

19. A vampire bites 2(Midas). 4(Rosutoko) sees this, what do they do?
Rosu would likely catch it and keep him as a pet. Who doesn’t want a vampire-snake?
Well, as long as he doesn’t sparkle… >.>

20. All the OC's get into a battle royale. Who will win?
Hmm… well after a while, only Daesgesage, Bricrui, and Kai would be left. Daes will likely use Bri’s ADD against him, and go all final-psy-Everlong mode on Kai.

It would be a close match, but I think Daesgesage would win.



Third was lovingly ripped from ~hemophobianessticity's journal. A letter to my Plot Pals:

Dear ~CrawlerKat and ~Mishka-chan,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter, outside of your office and I saw you drive over my kneecaps.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist.
I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
You should also know that I never will forget that night and I’m off to lead a new life as a Lemon.
Go milk a cow,
Taurosgrl

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Something else - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate (x)
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadien’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it (x)
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbor's dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking (x)
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness

---

Pick a friend, any friend, and choose the correct answer, and fill it in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them. See what they say. It's funny!
Dear (_friend_),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (_1_). I think I realized it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_).
I'm sure you're (_6_) enough to understand (_7_).
I'm returning (_8_) to you, but I'll keep (_9_) as a memory.
You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).
(_12_),
(Your name)

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: "Hero of War" by Rise Against
  • Reading: The Hunger Games
  • Playing: my iPod
  • Eating: Half-off Pool Snack Bar food
  • Drinking: Vitamin Water

It's Amateur Night at the Apollo Creed

Wed Jul 29, 2009, 9:21 AM
Step 1: Put your music player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line (or so, some are hard) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what SONG AND ARTIST the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly (No lyric hunting! That is cheating!)
Step 5: After doing the 1st thru 30th, listen to one more random song and post it as your title.

1)From the red skies of the east, to the sunset in the west, we have cheated fate, and he has cheated us.
2)I was moving at the speed of sound, head spinning, couldn't find my way around it.
3)My lady gives birth today, I run to her room right away.
4)Weeds blow dark on a broken train track.
5)I'm everything you know, you wonder friend or foe.
6)I'm just the pieces of the man I used to be.
7)Things are shaping up to be pretty odd, little deathes in musical beds. "That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed)" by Panic at the Disco
8)My hands shake 'cause today, I know you're gonna break my heart and...
9)I'm through with standin' in line to clubs I'll never get in "Rockstar" by Nickelback
10) I am a one-way motorway, I'm the one that drives away
11) Lovers, keep on the road you're on.
12)Wrap me in a bolt of lightning, send me on my way still smiliing.
13) Let the record play, let the record play, let the record play.
14) The drugs begin to peak, a smile of joy arrives in me
15) I can tell the way you're standing, the night's about to get a whole lot sweeteer
16) Your eyes were covered with sunglasses when they first met mine
17) I would dig a thousand holes to lay next to you
18) You fight me, flat on my lonely face I fell.
19) I've been looking in the mirror for so long, that I've come to believe my soul's on the other side
20) It kills me not to know this, but I've all but just forgotten
21)Sleep Eden, sleep. My fallen son, slumber in peace.
22) So I'm done with all this pain that I kept, like a boxer whose been knocked down and lost his step
23) Just lay down, you've got me right here where I need it.
24) Don't you try to stop us now, I just refuse
25) I watched the proverbial sunrise coming up over the Pacific
26) Dr. Cox, I'm not crazy!
27) Pack up, I'm straight, enough, oh say say say
28) Forgive and Forget, it's just a memory. It won't get me very far this time.
29) What do I do to ignore them behind me? "By Myself" by Linkin Park
30) Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time.

  • Mood: Uneasy
  • Listening to: All of the Above

Long Update is Long

Mon Jul 6, 2009, 11:37 AM
"Let it go,
There's no way you can save it now"

Hola everyone! A lot has happened in the world of Tauros, let's see how long I can make this...

#1!
:iconnostalgiatournament:

I approved killing Asari. I'm a terrible person, I know.
On a brighter side, my friend ~CrawlerKat is moving onto the finals, best of luck to you! ^^
~MagikSalem did her best, but didn't quite surpass Sideshow... But she did awesome, probabaly the closest match in Nostalgia to date. I loved how she portrayed Asari perfectly, to all of her spazzy otaku glory.
Before she died... *iz shot*

On an even brghter side, I started a 14-part Nostalgia gift-art series, hopefully I can get that up soon along with a little explanation.

#2!
:iconchildrenatplay:

I lost the first round. Again. I thought I did pretty well, too. But then again, I was up against ~PeteGrammarman and his epic character and flash videos. What I find Ironic is that shortly after he was announced the winner, Michael Jackson died (RIP, Prince of Pop).
I'm still going to participate in any way I can with the tournament even though I lost. I'm actually one of Pete's voice actresses for round 2, as *Imp-Da-Cat's and *V-nya's Puzzle. Despite my Hot-Topic-shopping, tendency to listen to metal, and extreme distaste for celebrities, I guess I'm voicing a Gangsta Cx
My brother ~Uberpwnage910 is voicing matt, too. Let's see where that takes us all ^^

#3!
:iconfinalsolutionoct:

I'm actually hosting a tournament now, along with my brother. Basic plot: clash of the religions. This is going to be interesting... xD
My Judge's name is Ixtab, she's the Ancient Mayan Goddess of Suicide. Do not ask how I found out about her, or even that the Mayans had a goddess of suicide. The only clue I can give for that is "X".

Well anyway, we're looing for judges. But just a warning, 2 other people already expressed an interest. So sign up for your god quickly! If you wanna just take part in the tournament, then get your ref sheets togeter! We're going to set the deadline as soon as we get the judges, and it looks like that's gonna be soon!

#4!
Anime Boston!

Long overdue, the pics from my adventure there!
[link]
Here's the link to my photobucket, all the pics are there. The taller one with the short hair is me. the Goth loli is my friend Yuki.

#5!
Memes!

I stole 2, because they looked pretty cool. I'm not tagging anyone, but they're free to steal.

so...

#5A!

This one I stole from a couple IRL friends, let's see if you like it as much as I do ^^

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE/N ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL (notmainstream?) WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. Hello Satan!
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil. Hi Devil!
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. Just not the director :]
I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.


I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

#5B!

I forgot who i stole this from, but it looked cool, so I decided "why not?"
Just go to Urbandictionary.com and search the answers to the questions below, if you wanna do it.

1) Name? - Meika
A very beautiful girl.who everyone likes, Often the most special person you will ever meet.
Very intelligent,Athletic,funny,popular,etc... She will be the best friend you will ever have. She also will often be the most beautiful girl in school.
random person:do u know meika?

other random person: DUH!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaNO

2) Your Age? - 16
Legal age for f**king in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains f**ked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't f**k guys over threatening statutory rape after they f**k my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can f**k her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the f**king b!tch slut!"
censored by your's truly

3) One of your Friends? - Yuki
1. Japanese word for snow
2. former member of malice mizer, a band in Japan full of really cool cross dressers. sometimes called a gothic band, which kind of fits it. (only former because band broke up) Yuki's classic item of clothes is his top hat
Yuki is the sexiest man on Earth! (In honor of Aja)
or
I love love to watch the yuki(snow) fall.
That is most definitely her. Goth Loli and everything ^^

4) What should you be doing? - Drawing comics
(came up telephomic)
A comic strip, comic panel or webcomic created entirely on a cell phone, using the small user interface of a mobile phone and mobile drawing software.
The cartoonist decided to finish drawing the telephomic after his Pocket PC Phone had fully recharged.
nuh-uh! All traditional, bee-otch!

5) Favorite color? - Teal...?
A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.
"The teal fanny pack matched his David Akers jersey and '89 2-door sedan."
cars and sports, I'm clueless in both!

6) Birthplace? - Albany
The place the dark land of Mordor was based on. With it's grey sky and freezing cold weather, and abundance of college students being a Wes. It's people just pray it's not going to snow in June which it always does.
Suprisingly accurate...

7) Birth Month? - April
the month were the sexiest b!tches are born
april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol
my god, someone who developed this site is just asking to be maimed!

8) Last person you talked to? - Kevin
Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhìn, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
Kevin and I are going to the park.
wow, someone actually gave a normal response here...

9) One of your nicknames? - Tauros
(came up pokemon)
creatures that are caught using pokeballs
and then made slaves and used to beat up other pokemon
*list all pokemon that ever existed here*
Yeah. very creative, guys.

Wow, that was a long post... >_>

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  • Listening to: "Send my Love to the Dancefloor" by Cobr
  • Reading: Wikipedia Relgion pages
  • Watching: Flash comics about anime figurines
  • Playing: with my iPod
  • Eating: Jell-o

Anyone Want Some Ice Cream?

Wed May 13, 2009, 1:35 PM
"I used to rule the world,
Seas would rise when I gave the word.
Now every morning, I sleep alone,
Sweep the streets I used to own."

There's some good news and bad news in the world of :iconchildrenatplay: . The good news is Rosu's in, she's definitely a character in all the madness. The bad news is the madness itself, as she's going to have to face off against :iconpetegrammarman:'s character, Mr. Happy Smiles. Followers of CaP, read Rosu's entry piece, then watch Mr.HS's video. The evil Paradise gods whipped up the perfect storm, that's all I can say.
But despite it all: awesome Karl-equivalent CaP opponent and the videos I'm against, I'm giving it my all here ^^

I actually have one scene sketched in pencil so far, and I've got a lot of plans for this entry. if anyone wants to see the sketch, just ask. and I'm sorry Pete, I can't show you until the comic's done, I don't wanna spoil the suprise for ya!

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Now for :iconnostalgiatournament: . Mire, along with her teammates Krea and Asari, made it to round 3! Well, duh. We knew that for a good 2-ish weeks now. Since I was already given a little heads-up about :iconfumi-chan: 's plans for Asari (don't worry! It's actually perfect, you don't need to apologize! DX), I began thinking up and even drawing a little of another SE. This'll get into Asari's head a little more with her emotions of the past, and definitely more comparisons between Mire and Rosu. If all goes as planned, there'll also be a guest appearance from one of my favorite characters entered in the tournament, too, one who hasn't yet met Asari. Watch out! ^ 3^

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No news anywhere else really, except I'm going to Anime Boston next weekend. if anyone's gonna be there, tell me, and I'll find some way to meet up with you! ^^

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  • Listening to: "Viva la Vida" by Coldplay
  • Reading: OCT Reference Sheets
  • Watching: Vocaloid stuffs
  • Playing: Virtual Ocarina
  • Eating: Your Brain

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